Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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