scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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