I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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