He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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