i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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