i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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