$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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