my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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