do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She announced her abortion via fbk
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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