But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have aggressive nipples.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
