You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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