I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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