Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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