Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i've created a new STD.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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