I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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