I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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