i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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