i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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