Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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