so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
