Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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