the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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