no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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