ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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