i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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