I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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