Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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