I wanna passion pit in your ass
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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