I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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