The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Your cock deserves a montage
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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