Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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