I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You pole danced in your parka.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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