Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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