I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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