For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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