Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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