This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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