Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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