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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I need a burrito and a hug.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My bed smells like the plague
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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