at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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