Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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