i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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