...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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