a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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