Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
