It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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