wat bout pragnant strippers??
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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