At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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