It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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