you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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