Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Enjoy the penises
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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