so that wasnt chicken after all
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
The power of my boobs compel you
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