I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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