next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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